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The Gift of Nothing - Just What They've Always Wanted

The Gift of Nothing - Just What They've Always Wanted

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Me: What do you want for Christmas this year?Everyone: Nothing!

This cool new Gift of Nothing is the ultimate gift for everyone who always asks for it. Nothing! This thoughtful gift is a transparent sphere filled with absolutely nothing and is exactly what they've always wanted. It also makes a fiendish alternative to a lump of coal in a naughty kid's Christmas stocking, a nice gift for someone who has everything, because they don't have "nothing", minimalists, and white elephant gift exchanges.

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