This Gigantic Inflatable Octopus Arm stands over 14 feet tall and satisfies the age old question of what couldn't you do with a massive inflatable octopus arm.
A soft microfiber lens cleaning cloth that looks exactly like a rough sheet of 60 grit sandpaper.
When you pop a hard candy into your mouth, normally you wouldn't expect it to taste like chicken, but that all changes with this cool new Fried Chicken Candy.
This giant rubber chicken is fitted with an emotional support animal vest so everyone will know it's legit and releases a loud squawking scream when hugged.
Enjoy a hands-free hair-drying experience that uses diffused airflow from your hair dryer to help reduce the drying time and prevent damage from over-drying.
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
This ceramic coffee mug has a whimsical nose on the side and includes a dry-erase pen to draw in the eyes and mouth in a style that conveys your current mood.
This jumbo-sized, 20 oz coffee mug is shaped like a miniature glass coffeemaker carafe, just like the large ones you might see refilling coffee cups in a diner.
Denim is a rugged fabric with a timeless style, which makes this insulated can cooler perfect for keeping a beer can cool while looking cool at the same time.
This fun Little Golden Book for 2-5 year olds based on the R-Rated ALIEN movie teaches the ABCs with characters and lighthearted illustrations from the film.
Relive the traumatic Swamps of Sadness scene from The Neverending Story movie every single time you leave the house or water your houseplants.
While most vampires fear garlic, this Dracula-inspired garlic press loves to fearlessly crush it (or herbs, ginger, nuts, and chilis) right inside his head.
These festive, wildlife-inspired ear muffs have extra fluffy faux fur ear cups on the sides and whimsical plush reindeer antlers rising up from the top band.
Hang this Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser from your fireplace mantel this holiday season to add a little extra festive spirit... and by spirit, I mean booze.
Make everyone a little more uncomfortable after a big dinner and a slice of pie for dessert when you bake one up and serve it to them in this macabre pie plate.
Do you smell something? This delightful decorative holiday rug is inspired by Aunt Bethany's poor fried pussycat from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
These anodized aluminum buttons have the words FIRE MISSILE, EJECT, and PANIC! on the front and replace the boring covers on a vehicle's 12V accessory port.
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
A limited edition six pack of festive hangable ornaments that each hold a regular 12 oz can of beer... which you supply. 'tis Miller Time!
This fun, double-take-inducing inflatable Grinch is sized to sit in the passenger's seat and wears a festive Santa hat and scarf.
Do you wake up every morning with a mighty thirst before battling the day like a true warrior?