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Captain Morgan Ugly Christmas Sweater

Captain Morgan Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Party like a captain and fill yourself with Christmas spirit, literally, at your next holiday party when you slip on this cool new Captain Morgan Ugly Christmas Sweater. This festive drinking sweater is actually anything but ugly with fancy details like the iconic Captain Morgan posing with his leg up on the front, floating barrels, swords, and spiced rum cocktail patterns, and the words, "Party like a Captain" emblazoned across the top. If you like to be the life of a party, this is the way you dress for it.

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