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Chili Alchemist Hot Sauces

Chili Alchemist Hot Sauces

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When you gaze upon and then attempt to consume a droplet of flavorful fire from these cool new Chili Alchemist Hot Sauces, you will undoubtedly be asking yourself whether this is total culinary mad science, sinister gourmet sorcery, or just fantastic packaging. These hand-corked and wax-sealed apothecary bottles are filled with seven mysteriously named hot sauce elixirs all brewed up from ingredients around the world. Take your grub to the next level when you sprinkle on a little Smoke Potion, Elixir Orientem, Urna Liquorum, Philosophers Dew, Purus, Anise, or the scorching 6,400,000 Scoville Unit inferno known as the Everlasting Flame. Definitely a cool gift for any true hot sauce aficionado if you're too afraid to explore the further limits of fiery flavors.

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Chili Alchemist Hot Sauces
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