Instant Regret Offensively Hot Peanuts - 1 Million Scoville

August 23, 2013

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These "cool" new Instant Regret Offensively Hot Peanuts may look like ordinary peanuts, but pop one in your mouth and you'll know something is different when your taste buds wilt and burst into flames from the searing hot 1 million Scoville ghost pepper (naga chili pepper) coating. A cold beer and salted peanuts pair nicely, but with these extreme fiery nuts, you'll be chugging milk and trying to hold back tears instead. Best of all, a can of these should last you much, much longer than traditional boring peanuts.

Warning: Although you may be tempted to have some hilarious mischievous fun with these... Don't!

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