Evil Hot Gummy Bears

This holiday season, make your spirits bright when you grab these cool new Marshmallow Snowmen on Sticks and drown them in hot cocoa, bite off their fluffy heads, and/or roast them over an open fire.

Learn the fine art of bubble gum making with this cool new DIY bubble gum kit.

I don't know about you, but I absolutely love gingerbread and those little ginger snap cookies, but I have discovered the absolute ultimate gingerbread cookie, the Lifesize Edible Gingerbread Man Cookie! Standing nearly 5 feet tall and weighing in at 70 pounds, no mere Christmas, er holiday cookie can stand up to the immense deliciousness of this much gingerbread. You're going to need a big glass of milk for this bad boy cookie.

These gourmet potato chips are handmade in Spain from potatoes infused with authentic Iberian fish roe AKA caviar.

While it it may look like a normal regulation-sized American football at first glance, it's actually a hollow milk chocolate replica with white chocolate laces.

This sweet and savory carbonated concoction tastes just like bacon and is a refreshing way to wash down real bacon every morning at breakfast.

Crunchy snack chips made from hand-picked, Organic, and non-GMO 100% whole oyster mushrooms that are packed with vitamins, minerals, and savory umami flavor.

When your sweet-tooth craves an ooey, gooey s'more, but you don't have access to a campfire, bonfire, or outdoor flame of any sorts, then check out this cool new Indoor S'mores Fire Pit from designer Patrick Fitzpatrick.

These hand-corked and wax-sealed apothecary bottles are filled with seven mysteriously named hot sauce elixirs all brewed up from cool ingredients around the world.

This tasty sriracha has a cute little ninja squirrel twirling chili pepper nunchucks on the label and finds the perfect balance of great heat and not too sweet.

If those little bottles of Tabasco Sauce just aren't enough to satisfy you, then you're going to need one of these giant gallon glass jugs of it.

If you can't go anywhere without worrying about hot sauce availability, then keep it with you at all times with this Tabasco Sauce Mini Bottle Keychain Cap.

This is the world's hottest gummy bear that reaches a staggering 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is like 4 times the hotness of the world's current hottest chili pepper, the Carolina Reaper, or about 900 times hotter than the spiciest jalapeno.

While this oversized Taco Bell hot sauce packet may be large enough to hold a human, it unfortunately is filled with air instead of hot sauce sauce. So don't tear it open!

This is the world's hottest vodka made by infusing vodka with extreme Naga chilli peppers, which gives it a Scoville heat rating of 100,000 (a Jalapeno is only around 3,500+).

WARNING: If you enjoy breathing fire and experiencing insufferable pain and discomfort for hours in some insane quest to experience the ultimate in spicy condiment firepower... this fiery hot sauce made from 6 Million Scoville pepper extract with a golden bullet hanging from the side is for you.