Those little one-eyed gargoyle heads with rings in their mouths that adorn the base of Jabba the Hutt's dais can now hold up your bathroom towels here on Earth.
Instead of staring at a phone while sitting on the can, try solving these crossword puzzles printed directly on this 200-sheet roll of soft 3-ply toilet paper.
This floating bathroom shelf is tilted at a steep angle with a silhouette of Sisyphus at the bottom struggling to push up to 6 rolls of toilet paper back up.
While it may look like a standard 7 iron from a distance, this faux golf club is actually a discreet, portable urinal that holds up to half a liter.
This wearable dog dryer uses warm air from any blow dryer to circulate it around your pet's wet fur to quickly dry and fluff it in only minutes.
Stop blowing your nose into cheap tissues, rough paper towels, or even a gross handkerchief and upgrade your experience with these luxurious tissues from Japan.
These extra-festive flushable wipes are infused with the magical holiday scents of crisp pine trees, balsam fir trees, and cloves.
Up to 14% of the population perceive that cilantro tastes exactly like biting into a bar of soap. Now it's off the menu and into the shower where it belongs.
After a long and hectic day, relax and unwind in the soothing soaking suds of a hot bath and let this illuminated color-changing orb float around to calm you.
This fun and functional 5 minute sand timer gives the bathroom goer a visual motivator to enjoy the go and then get off the pot in the ideal amount of time.
This luxurious double-headed shower head transforms a boring single-headed shower into one for couples to share and enjoy at the same time.
This toilet night light brightly illuminates the bowl with 16 different static colors or a swirling carousel of colors when you enter the bathroom in the dark.
Shower caps all look the same, so bring some Thanksgiving-inspired excitement to your next shower when you keep your hair dry with this Roast Turkey Shower Cap.
While it may look just like the bright yellow barrier tape that police use to restrict access around a crime scene, it's actually 3-ply toilet paper.
Unlike traditional body washes in overly complicated bottles, this rose and geranium scented body wash is stored inside a can as wiggly worm-shaped soap pieces.
This cool new Sandpaper Toilet Paper may look like a roll of rough sandpaper with some serious sanding grit, but it's actually 200 sheets of non-abrasive 3-ply.
A slip-free, fast-drying cold process soap shaped like a concrete tetrapod structure that's used to dissipate incoming waves along coastlines.
Like an abacus, slide toilet paper rolls onto the steel rod path to add to the count or subtract an empty roll off as a new one is slid up smoothly into place.
Enjoy a hands-free hair-drying experience that uses diffused airflow from your hair dryer to help reduce the drying time and prevent damage from over-drying.
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
A limited edition six pack of festive hangable ornaments that each hold a regular 12 oz can of beer... which you supply. 'tis Miller Time!
