This life-sized, illuminated sculpture of the most famous disgusting green blob in cinematic history appears to be flying through a wall to come and slime you.
Reach into this focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm AKA class 5 full roaming vapor AKA disgusting blob to grab some buttery / ectoplasm-soaked popcorn.
This enormous faux great white shark trophy head with its ferocious jaws agape is made from designer resin and finished with realistic UV-resistant hues.
Turns ordinary tap water into electrolyzed water to help remove teeth stains and plaque and inhibit the growth of bacteria AKA natural, disinfecting mouthwash.
This 20V cordless chainsaw has safety in mind first and total tree limb decimation second as it safely cuts wood up to 4 inches thick, up high or on the ground.
Satisfy your sweet tooth with a soda that's flavored like mint toothpaste, made from real sugar, is completely flouride-free, and doesn't even clean your teeth!
This fierce yet glamorous faux fur wrap may look like a real werewolf hide lovingly wrapped around your shoulders, but I assure you no werewolves were harmed.
This Halloween, skip carving the typical, goofy Jack-O'-Lantern face into a pumpkin and grow a pumpkin that's shaped like a creepy human skull instead.
This huge, 6 ft Great White shark replica is cast from designer resin, realistically hand-painted, and posed to make it appear to be swimming through mid-air.
This handmade felt laundry hamper is shaped like a fearsome shark with a voracious hunger for dirty clothes... and any arms that might reach in to get them.
When properly muzzled, this fearsome T-Rex dinosaur head can hold either an entire lunch in its mouth or double as an intimidating storage case for small items.
This 9 ft tall animatronic flying demon from an infernal underworld has an equally massive 12.5 ft wide wingspan and adjustable arms to strike a sinister pose.
This sharp-dressed, furry little werewolf butler has a tray to serve up drinks and appetizers to all your friends and fiends on Halloween... or on a full moon.
This Halloween, go medieval on your front lawn by unleashing this giant animated Green Dragon to terrorize the local villagers and your annoying neighbors too.
If you have a trailer hitch and are without something to tow, fill that boring old empty hitch receiver with one of these terrifying T-Rex Trailer Hitch Covers.
You're gonna need a bigger glass when you unleash ferocious shark-shaped ice cubes from these cool new silicone shark ice molds.
This sculptural outdoor side table is handcrafted by artisans in Bali from reclaimed oil drums to look like a little alligator.
This hilarious dog fetch ball is colored pink and surrounded with giant people teeth so it looks like your unsuspecting pooch has a huge pearly white smile.
These whimsical herb planters are shaped like carrots, cucumbers, tomatoes, and potatoes that are all laughing hysterically at something.
A fearsome and hefty bottle opener forged from cast iron in the shape of a mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex that can bite off pesky bottle caps in its jaws with ease.
A massive shark sleeping bag that can comfortably swallow up children and most adults and doubles as a cuddly plush stuffed animal when not feeding on humans.