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The Return of Frute Brute And Fruity Yummy Mummy Monster Cereals!

The Return of Frute Brute And Fruity Yummy Mummy Monster Cereals!

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This Halloween (2013), two infamous discontinued Monster cereals, Frute Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy, are rising from their graves behind General Mills for a limited time to join up with Franken Berry, Boo Berry, and Count Chocula to wreak total havoc at breakfast once again! The Return of Frute Brute, formerly just Fruit Brute, was put down all the way back in 1982, even though it somehow snuck into a scene in Pulp Fiction, and Fruity Yummy Mummy was entombed away in 1992. These two Monsters not only get new modern day cereal box artwork, if you go to Target, they'll be selling all 5 Monster cereals in their original retro 80s packaging. Once the promotion ends, these Monsters will be going back into the shadows once again, so I suggest getting 2 boxes of each - 1 to hoard and the rest to combine into a terrifying monster mash of fruit flavored cereal bits and marshmallows.

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