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Gnome-Be-Gones Garden Sculpture

Gnome-Be-Gones Garden Sculpture

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It seems like every garden nowadays has one of those goofy gnome statues standing around, but yours can be somewhat gnome free when you introduce an invasive, kidnapping species like these cool new Gnome-Be-Gones. This funny sculpture by designer Fred Conlon depicts two recycled steel garden goblins hauling away a gnome to either be properly disposed of or taken on a trip around the world. They're not too fond of plastic pink flamingos and dress up concrete geese either.

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