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Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

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Get medieval on your ass when you reach for a soft paper square or two from this cool new Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder that's truly fit for a king sitting on their home throne. Hand-cast from real crushed stone bonded with durable designer resin and then hand-painted with in realistic detail, this wall-mounted medieval knight is the perfect armored guardian to protect and dispense the royal toilet paper in any realm, kingdom, castle, or home. Hmm, now where is the joust shaped toilet plunger?

It also pairs nicely with the Herbeau Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne and the Crusader's Great Helm Trash Bin.

Features

  • Claim the throne as your own
  • Wall-mounted toilet tissue knight
  • Hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with durable designer resin
  • Hand-painted to capture every amazing detail of his medieval mannerisms
  • Holds standard-size toilet paper rolls
  • One keyhole slot for hanging
  • Size: 9" W x 7" D x 13" H - 5 lbs

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